we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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