The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
