i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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