I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
