I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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