Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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