if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
As shirtless as possible
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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