Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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