That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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