We're like a lot better than the average bears
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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