I have demons in me.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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