Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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