the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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