I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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