last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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