I just threw up on my dentist
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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