i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
fuck your aforementioned shoe
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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