You're completely useless in the revolution.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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