There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
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I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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