Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
