You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Randomize
