I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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