i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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