Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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