Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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