girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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