he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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