They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
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