i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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