I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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