Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
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When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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