with your own penis?
even my farts smell like vagina
i love accidental penises.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
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I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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