Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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