he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Dicks are not precious.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
