Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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