i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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