Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
well you can't waste a boner
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
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In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??