I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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