I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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