I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
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