She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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