Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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