you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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