are you still at the devil's house?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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