check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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