I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.