Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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