dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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