Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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