A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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