was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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