I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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