sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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