Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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