The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?