Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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