maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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