so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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