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guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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