I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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